The Yes-Men have arrived with rare gusto:
O how the proud and pure vomit Jai Ho!
These bhaktas deny the beloved God-man
And celebrate a weird devotional scam!
O how the tap of Brahma, Vishnu and Mahesh,
Inspires the devout with perfumed rubbish!
O brother, why break your blesséd silence
To babble and babble such bloody nonsense?
Remember this: the dynasty will continue
Miserably, and to the delight of the few.
It’s time to dress up in sartorial bliss,
And chat and chat about all that’s remiss.
Darvish’s ghazals have never been so popular:
His fat divan does not sell for even a dollar!