When a man pulls out his dick and reveals a gun,
He is confessing: I am more macho than anyone.
America the beautiful and the utterly flaccid,
Cannot swallow enough viagra to be respected.
The impotence of our rage drives us stark crazy,
Even as we celebrate pumped-up puerility!
We are the superhero who fights his many wars
With blazing six guns and comical tattooed scars.
The sick, the old and the young don’t need protection:
The War on Terror demands all our brave attention.
We are in a state of such collective psychosis,
That the NRA represents our supreme gnosis.
Darvish observes behind the pall of acrid smoke,
The gunslinger’s cold dead hand clutching his dick.