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Wikidpedia: an encyclopedia of Babadumb. Eternal marble clad Petrol Domes

  The new Sufism re-Reoriented marble clad Petrol Domes of $40,000,000 schmaltz are emerging from their tremendous excavation in Walmart Creek. It is in these subterranean halls of power that the future spirituality of America will be contrived with a … Continue reading

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Wikidpedia: an encyclopedia of Babadumb. Guaranteed sanctity.

There is no more laughable doctrine than guaranteed sanctity. Yet this is the position of Sufism re-Reoriented of Walmart Creek. Il Duce was so enamored  of bureaucratic longevity, she sought to make the God-man promise a dynasty of saints that … Continue reading

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Wikidpedia: an encyclopedia of Babadumb. Jai Ho Internet Chat Club

With Chairman Bao‘s passing and the unceremonious end of the Kool-Chewy Dynasty, the Jai Ho Internet Chat Club made a valiant effort to continue the Chairman’s legacy of media exposure through Chat events.  However, the same depths of self serving … Continue reading

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Wikidpedia: an encyclopedia of Babadumb. The Maitreya Buddha Three Rings Lineage.

The Three Rings Lineage, deriving from Mahasiddhi Chairman Bao as the first Patriarch of a transmission originating with the Maitreya Buddha, is based in Hawaii on a pineapple fruitcake farm. Little is known about this esoteric lineage other than the … Continue reading

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Wikidpedia: an encyclopedia of Babadumb. The Queens.

The Queens represented the plenipotentiary powers of Chairman Bao. They were roving ambassadors of grace and aplomb. Their role was more public than the Mothers, but perhaps not as consequential. The political dynamic between the Mothers and the Queens is a fascinating … Continue reading

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Wikidpedia: an encyclopedia of Babadumb. The Mothers

The Mothers were elect members of the Jai Ho Club. They were those most responsible for the welfare of Chairman Bao. They attended to his more private needs. The exact number of Mothers involved in ministering to the Chairman is veiled … Continue reading

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Wikidpedia: an encyclopedia of Babadumb. Yad Rakh

Perhaps the most enigmatic statements of Chairman Bao are his remarks on Yad Rakh. This phrase, which means “remember this”, was attributed to the Silent Master as the phrase with which he broke his long standing silence, which Chairman Bao alone was … Continue reading

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Wikidpedia: an encyclopedia of Babadumb. Jai Ho

Jai Ho is the seed syllable mantra of the Jai Ho Club. The full version, which few can master, is Jai Ho Ko Ko Her Her Ho Ko Her Her Ko Ko Her Ho Ho Ho.  The etiology of Jai … Continue reading

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Wikidpedia: an encyclopedia of Babadumb. Kool-Chewy Dynasty

Chairman Bao proclaimed the Kool-Chewy dynasty on 31st January on Meherabad Hill to tens of thousands. This announcement was met with consternation and confusion, as it was irrelevant to a sacred occasion and promoted a transparent fiction. Observers were heard … Continue reading

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Wikidpedia: an encyclopedia of Babadumb. The Three Rings.

The Three Rings is perhaps the most distinguishing feature of the Jai Ho Club. The wearing of the rings represents admission into the close sahavas of Chairman Bao, and was a common practice for those who wished to cultivate a relationship with … Continue reading

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