In India Santa laughs and loudly farts- Jai Ho!
It’s time to harness the bullocks to the cart- Jai Ho!
The snow is falling but melting super fast- Jai Ho!
By arti it will be mud all soft and nasty- Jai Ho!
Get my long white robe and rent-a-beard- Jai Ho!
Without delay, my lovers, have no fear- Jai Ho!
We have our work to save a fourth of the world- Jai Ho!
We must collect from those with a fat billfold- Jai Ho!
Get the camera and get the begging bowl- Jai Ho!
It’s time to visit those lovely pure souls- Jai Ho!
Why mention good form and sensibility- Jai Ho!
A fund raising guru is all ability- Jai Ho!
Shiva top knot and all my mothers brave- Jai Ho!
Darvish loves to laugh with a wave- Jai Ho! Ho! Ho!