the fire of digestion is god’s gift to proud man;
without a good shit man lives his life on the can!
prometheus stole the fire that bound him to rock;
daily, the eagle tears his liver and courage mocks.
to digest experience is the human condition:
to not crap it out is most foul and original sin.
think of your friends who suffer from constipation;
how many of them confide about such with elation?
the root of honesty is never to strain for the truth;
it should be smooth and easy, never hard or uncouth.
agni is a precious gift that must be well tended;
neglect it and your bowels will be terribly offended.
this present age is a time of unnatural behavior;
the toilet has become our throne and holy savior!
darvish praises the god of culture for his sacrifice;
to squat and take a perfect shit is worth the price!