Darvish Khan Cancels Walkathon, Cites Lack Of Interest

Darvish Khan has canceled the much anticipated Walkathon due to a lack of interest on the part of the primary participants. They have not responded to his communications, and there is a suggestion that the idea was not well received.

News Flash reports that MK has been slandered: he did not, as was reported, solicit funds for personal use as the “Head of the Trust”, but merely as a Trustee. From the Circle of Friends we learn that although he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar, he managed to pull it out empty, just as the door of public opinion creaked.

A circumstantial case can nonetheless be made for the charge of behavior inappropriate to his position, and because of the long rap sheet of such charges, his future as a Trustee may be in doubt.


Notoriously Yours,
Bill Gannett





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